最近朋友給我看的

我覺得很好笑 貼上來給大家分享

因為我笑點低....好不好笑就見仁見智吧!!

以下是歌詞:

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
Wanna get you something from the heart
Something special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving (girl)
And I got just the one, something to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...

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  • anthony910096
  • 第一次看到有人把自己的那玩意兒當作禮物...XD
    雖然有點色色的,不過蠻有趣的~
    翻譯也翻得很好笑...XD
  • 是阿~翻譯的很好笑
    不過要是沒看過翻譯的話
    光聽歌我覺得很好聽捏!!!

    g7896321452003 於 2009/10/08 15:13 回覆